This cozy crewneck brings playful holiday spirit, soft to the touch and a straightforward message "ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS TO SLEIGH THE PATRIARCHY". Available on a black, blue, or green crewneck.
Product features
- Tubular knit construction reduces fabric waste and creates a smooth, seam-free body.
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for comfort and durability.
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching at shoulders, neck, waistband, and cuffs for shape retention and strength.
- Embroidery available at multiple placements; prints use DTF inner labels and DTG for main art.
- OEKO-TEX certified dyes; ethically grown US cotton and compliance with safety standards.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |






